more IFs

you go more places with your swim bag than not.
you thought about going as a swimmer for Halloween.
pretty much all your conversation revolves around swimming.
you are excited to hear that a friend got an autograph from Michael Phelps' trainer.
you wish day lights saving time would come at 7:00pm instead of 3:00am, so you could have an extra hour of practice.
when someone askes you what's the time, you say "on the 1:15"
When you are stiff, you strech by streamlining

more to come later